Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hypocrite?


Here is one I found while scourging adam4adam and craig's list. Two very different views. On the one hand I'm a hungry whore, on the other hand I hear this town has a reputation and I am on here to make friends. Make up your mind. You'll never work for Goldman-Sachs. They are decisive. Gold toilet or platinum? Duh! Gold. It's the same color as piss. Which I bet you're....I'm going to be classy and not say it.

Blast from the past


Here is one mostly for comedy purposes. Who is going to open this up and think that's a new picture? The 80's were hard on all of us. I was born in the 80's, so I know what I'm talking about. Potty training, kindergarten and dating black men with fro's while I sport my mullet. I blame Ronald Reagan.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009


Here is my first example:
What is the point of the rant? He spent his entire profile explaining that he's a drama queen (notice the CAPS) and at the end, he tells people to go menstruate somewhere else. I for one find this to be very insulting. I menstruate where I please. I love the start though: hey guys, xoxo. It says, I'm nice, then it goes into, where's my caps lock BITCH! I wonder how many answer to this one? I'm pretty sure quite a few do, sadly. Keep on douchebag. I'll be sitting over here with my maxipad...with WINGS!!!!!!!!!!

Debating

I've been debating if I should use my blog to put f*ed up ads guys post on adam4adam and gay.com, as well as craig's list. I'm not feeling creative, but I think this could get the juices flowing (pun really not intended). I find it funny that guys post ads like "looking for friends only" then post a giant picture of their ass. I also find it funny when guys write things like "I'm lukin 4 da one". I used to think we gay men are smarter than the average bear. I've found out in my many years of being on these seedy websites, that is not the case. So, let me finish my beer, and we'll see. More to come? (Notice I didn't write cum? That's because I'm not retarded).